fenrif

last night

Sat, 06 Nov 2004 16:33:13 GMT

Well for a start, i havent updated in a while. Who cares.

Yesterday started out really shit. like. up untill 6 o clock id had a really shit day. Things to do with collage, and kate and so forth.

But then at around 7, we got to beeston (beaston, bestone, sp?) And started smoking, setting off fireworks etc.

The view from the top was amazing. you could look all around the wirral, and just see and here explosions and so forth, it was beautiful. Seeing all the reds and yellows and blues spiralling up into the sky, amazing.

Then after everyone arrived, after nearly killing vicky with a firework, we all stayed around. 3 randoms showed up and apparently hadnt been there since they were ten. Then another 5 or so, and we all just set off fireworks, took some shrooms and got stoned.

After a while we went for a walk, got to a crazy hill thing we all jumped down, set off some more fireworks, and then carried on to the caves.

Once we got to the caves we started a fire, and just generally milled around. After a while someone brought out a laptop :O and we watched a bit of versus, then the batteries dyed. Also, at the end of the cave, there was this little brick wall with a tiny hole in it, and Andy wayrider managed to get inside it into this pretty big cave. So a few of us climbed in, and discovered a really really strange cave that looks like someone was walled in and tried to scratch his way out with a load of rocks. Also, there were lots of absolutly HUGE spiders, and these crazy little celing hanging flying things.

Then the dog came, who was named simultaniously: dog, dag, russel, beatoven, sebastian and something else. This dog, which was wild apparently, stunk of shit. But other than that it was a really friendly nice dog. It just stunk. Stabbing it with a firey stick was suggested, but not acted upon.

All in all it was a shit day and a good night, allthough i wish i had a pen and paper to write down all that happened so i wouldnt forget and leave out all the things i seem to have.

I apologise for the chatlog, CBA typing it up

Thu, 23 Sep 2004 15:46:17 GMT

fenrif - more than her appetite was getting wet says:
so some guys from collage are like "wanna come get stoned?" and i was like "sure"
fenrif - more than her appetite was getting wet says:
so after a while theyre like "lets put petrol in your car and go for a drive"
fenrif - more than her appetite was getting wet says:
so we did, but like. as i was pulling out of the street it took ages to get out, and after waiting like 3 mins it was finally clear so i started pulling out
fenrif - more than her appetite was getting wet says:
and id been sitting there for ages, indicating, moving slighly out so everyone knew what i was doing
fenrif - more than her appetite was getting wet says:
and next thing i know some idiot scally has come speeding round the corner at like 40 or something, and comes SO close to hitting me
fenrif - more than her appetite was getting wet says:
and he starts shouting abuse and shit, but we just drive off, and wer elike "shit, that was close"
fenrif - more than her appetite was getting wet says:
next thing he starts coming up on my left, spitting through the window going "You fucking peice of shit, do that again and ill kill you" blah blah bah
fenrif - more than her appetite was getting wet says:
so i went "i didnt do anything wrong" sorta thing
fenrif - more than her appetite was getting wet says:
and he pulled infront of me and stopped like. a meter infront of me as we were doing 30, so i had to slam on the breaks, starts going "get out the fucking car" and all this shit
fenrif - more than her appetite was getting wet says:
meanwhile, im trying to reverse away, but the fucking idiot woman behind me is like "im a retard, ill use my horn" and wouldnt move. so i had noowhere to go and had to sit there while he sat in his car (he wouldnt get out because there was 4 of us) and shouted abuse at me in the middle of the road because he was speeding
fenrif - more than her appetite was getting wet says:
and he was like 30. and had a kid in the backseat
I hate you says:
wahh, i well would off just gotten out...there were 4 of you
fenrif - more than her appetite was getting wet says:
lol we were all going white though
fenrif - more than her appetite was getting wet says:
and as i said, he was like 30
I hate you says:
true
fenrif - more than her appetite was getting wet says:
AND after all that shit, i find out my cars got a fucking huge scratch on it from where some dickhead has keyed it, and one of my dustcaps is missing from one of the fucking tires

Thu, 16 Sep 2004 16:06:08 GMT

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Sun, 22 Aug 2004 12:03:54 GMT

Last night. at joes. I created something.

I created... A lego pipe.

Not just any lego pipe, but a lego SPACE PIRATE PIPE!

oooooo yeaah.

Sun, 22 Aug 2004 11:31:07 GMT

fucking bullshit.

Wed, 18 Aug 2004 13:47:05 GMT

Basically. Tonight i was supposed to be going to the SBZ gig in manchester. BUt now im not.

Heres why.

Jon and connor decided that lee, whos not in the band, HAD to take connor.

Not only did they decide this, but they didnt actually tell anyone, and werent GOING to tell anyone. So Charlie rang up for some completely different reason, and found out taht basically i cant goto the gig.

Which is, to say the least, a piss take. Because i cant afford to get the train.

Fucking. Gay.

Cannabis stops Brain tumor growth!

Mon, 16 Aug 2004 10:44:32 GMT

"An active component of the drug has previously been shown to improve brain tumours in rats. But now Manuel Guzmán at Complutense University, Spain, and colleagues have demonstrated how the cannabis extracts block a key chemical needed for tumours to sprout blood vessels – a process called angiogenesis."

Whoo go pot heads.

she thinks that happiness is a mat that sits on her doorway.

Wed, 11 Aug 2004 12:33:07 GMT

My driving instructor, at the moment, is the worst of all three ive had.

If i didnt have my test next week, I'd ask for a different one.

She is without a doubt one of the most patronising and condescending people I have the misfortune to have met.

Today i made a mistake on my mock test. so instead of going "ok, well carry on with it" she spent 20 mins patronising me and condescending me untill i just snapped, wouldnt talk to her and started driving really bad. I think it was partly to shut her up, and partly because i was just so pissed off i wasnt paying attention. But now i know how fun it is when you accelerate at an oncoming car and the passenger is literally scared for their life. Its VERY fun is how fun it is. >:D

After this i calmed down, started driving normally, only now she was so shaken she just gave up on trying to teach me, made me drive home 30 mins early so she could speak to my dad. So now im like super pissed off, combined with the fact that she didnt tell me where to go on the way home, but still told me off for going the wrong way and hesitating.
I'm not going to let her tell me I can't pass the test though. I WILL pass. I'll pass through sheer force of will if necissary. Then I'll laugh at my instructor, call her a whore, and be on my merry way.

he he he

Tue, 10 Aug 2004 11:47:30 GMT

Mon, 26 Jul 2004 14:51:41 GMT

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Ive mainly been sitting off at charlies gettin stoned with people, which is always good. But im desperate for a party of some sort, especially since two were cancelled at the weekend. :| Blahrgh.

Mon, 26 Jul 2004 10:44:38 GMT

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Sun, 18 Jul 2004 22:34:23 GMT

Ok. so i just told my mum i smoked weed.

I dont know why, but there you go.

Damn voices in my head, I'll never listen to you again!

Pink sofa.

Sun, 04 Jul 2004 17:02:15 GMT

I really do need to get my dad to get the router fixed. My main PC is useless without the net, allthough with the HDD in it its useless anyway :|.

He keeps on asking me for imaginary components, like RAM and graphics cards that either never existed, or he has allready installed in his, coveretly.

I rue the day he bought this router, its done nothing but not work.

Sun, 04 Jul 2004 11:10:10 GMT

Yesterday i went to charlie's, and had mucho fun. Spent the night on the PS2 playing tekken, and watched Darren Brown's DVD.

Then, just as we were smoking the last of my weed, thinking we were gonna be sober for the night. Lee and Phil turned up with skunk! :D wheeee.

Later on I'm supposed to be going down to Liverpool to meet Charlie and Lee after Charlies band practice to See the skating and graffiti things, but i dont know if I will.

I was tempted to apologise for my drunken friday night entrys, but i don't have anything to apologise for. Maybe i did overreact, but its not like everyone else was sober and blameless, and this is my journal after all.

Sat, 03 Jul 2004 10:35:05 GMT

I type far too much shit when im drunk.

Fri, 02 Jul 2004 10:54:23 GMT

"New regulations from President Bush’s Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) in Atlanta, quietly issued with no fanfare last week, complete the right-wing Republicans’ goal of gutting HIV-prevention education. In place of effective, disease-preventing safe-sex education, little will soon remain except failed programs that denounce condom use, while teaching abstinence as the only way to prevent the spread of AIDS. And those abstinence-only programs, researchers say, actually increase the risk of contracting AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases (STDs)"

Woo go bush. You've reallocated HIV prevention funds to something obviously more important: Christian fundamentalism.

Wed, 30 Jun 2004 13:47:04 GMT

Wed, 23 Jun 2004 15:53:53 GMT

"Should you do something that the FCC deems indecent you will be fined $275,000 per incident. Should a personality on a broadcast do something the FCC deems indecent he/she will be fined $11000 per incident. (Both to a max of 3 million per day)"

So saying "ass" 11 times gets you more of a fine than "Dumping enough waste to raise the cancer rate of the local population."

I'm so glad i don't live in that stupid fucking country anymore.

Wed, 23 Jun 2004 10:56:27 GMT

Ok. so who the hell books a driving test on a friday night?

Its only at like 3 or 4 or something, but still. Its a friday, its past midday. Its in the summer. Im going to be wrecked/not at home/ pissed/ etc...

THanks for asking me when i wanted my test mum, i mean, what with me being so far away. Up all those stairs. Millions of centimeteres away. Etc...

Fucking idiot parents.

Then today I've got a driving lesson at like 2 or 3 or something, and i really cant be arsed. Course, i didnt have a choice in the matter because he just cancelled my last one on me and then let my sister book my next one. That wasnt stupid at all.

Tue, 22 Jun 2004 10:49:35 GMT

What the fuck is wrong with women?

What i need is some 3rd sex. That have the bodies of women, but no insanity and idiocy. Like the minds of men. Only without penises...

Damn women.

Germany, Or my racist grandad.

Tue, 22 Jun 2004 00:05:32 GMT

So yeah, Got back from Germany and straight away (as in, lee picked me up 5 mins after i put my suitcase down in my living room) We went for a drive. Talked about what went on at the weekend, Tried getting in touch with Charlie but to no avail. :(
We even drove to his house to knock for him at 12, but since there were no lights on, and his mum has work in the morning, we decided not to knock.

The first day of Germany was allright. My grandads antics merely amused me, not so annoying. He refused to go where i told him to go, or stand by the luggage when i went into a shop/ for a piss, etc. Which if you've ever been in an airport, they dont like you leaving luggage lying around unnatended. He also decided on the first day that he HAD to buy some german sausage, wouldnt leave it till today. Gah.

His friends Doris and Charles took us around stuttgart, and it was pretty fun. Saw a museum, and a musical museum... Had some german food (eugh) racked up a 100 euro bar tab and had to eat in a posh resteraunt because my grandad wouldnt leave once we sat down despite us BOTH not wanting to eat there due to expensivness and crappy food.

He also didnt understand that they bring you the bill... then come and collect the money, then bring you your change. So he stood up, in this super posh hotel resteraunt (think the posh hotel in chester) and wandered around askin people where his "bloody change" was.

He also didnt understand the Bar tab and asked me 3 times why we hadn't paid yet.

The next day he woke me up 2 hours earlier than i needed to be. A trend that continued every day. We went to a supermarket and then to Doris and Charlse's caravan for lunch, where i collapesed on their couch, then went the mercedes benz museum and to an inline street festival thing (because i wanted to do something that didnt revolve around fossils; living or dead. Then went back to the hotel and got room service. Went the bar again and he made me goto bed at 10 :|.

Sunday we went to this templar church thing that hes a member of, basically its some mad german christianity cult. Oh the fun. Incase your wondering, sitting through an hour long german christian church service, when you dont speak german, and didnt sleep last night because your grandad snores... Well its not fun. Got room service again that night, went the bar again, and buggard off for a midnight walk around stuttgart by myself.

Today, woken up 2 hours early again and just stayed in bed, because i couldnt be arsed with him. Doris and Charles took us to some town which name i cant remember and I had to sit on a bench for an hour and a half doing nothing because my grandad and Charles enjoy "people watching." Then We wandered round the town and i got amazingly annoyed at the fact that my grandad takes 30 mins to walk down a 10 foot street, and STILL has to stop when he talks to people!

Then we went to a cafe for tea. Noone wanted to eat there, but we had to because of my grandad. So me and Charles ordered chicken soup, and my grandad got a sausage, and doris got a different sausage (all the cafe served was saugsage and soup.) My granded then decided he didnt like his sausage, so made doris swap with him. How nice.

Then came home. End of the germany saga.

Angry entry.

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 01:06:14 GMT

Some people cant resist the urge to act like fuckholes. Can they?

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 22:39:49 GMT

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Charlies 18th.

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 10:03:41 GMT

I finnaly decided to update with what I've been doing the past few weeks!

So two weeks ago it was Charlies 18th. On the friday night I stayed over, with Aaron Lee and Phil T, Got really really stoned and watched the last friends, first big brother, and various other things.

John (Charlies mum's Boyfriend) was so wasted taht when it hit midnight he spent a good 5 or 10 mins congratulating Charlie, then forgot and promply did it again at about 12:40. Which amused us all. :)

On the saturday we woke up and started gettin stoned again, I cant really remember what we did in the morning. I assume it consisted of talkin and not moving much.

When people started coming round we went and sat in the back garden, luckily it was a sunny day. Many fun things occured including, but not limited too:

The rock fight
hiding from charlies grandparents while smoking
transformers the video game
Other stuff i cant remember.

Then at 10 we left to journey to liverpool. Me Phil and Lee went to the krazyhouse with East, while Charlie and most other people went round some trendy bars.

The Krazyhouse was fun, but phil and Lee werent drinking, meaning I was the only one who was until Charlie turned up. Then when Charlie got there I was too drunk to enjoy myself properly, but theres always next time.

Sun, 13 Jun 2004 10:02:19 GMT

Last night i went to Craig's 18th party barbecue thingie. Got far too drunk as i dont remember leaving to come home. mwuhaha.

The dream i had last night was great. It contained heavy doses of transformers, aliens, some mad island that i had to liberate from an invading army, invisible men, sex crazed women, huge guns, and various other things.

Why do i keep on dreaming of mad things?

Ill update with the charlies party/krazyhouse/download saga as soon as i can be arsed.

Also: come september I'll be going to Birkinhead Sixth Form! Go fenrif!

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